North Korea, Best Korea!
On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
By the way, your roommate is right. His penis is much bigger than yours.
This guy just brought his piggy bank into the bar with him. Talk about corruption of childhood.
He came up to me muttering about the pills on the bathroom floor... I found him an hour and a half later trying to take naked photos of himself with an alarm clock...
Good news: he out-ran the campus police. Bad news: they were chasing him toward the REAL police.
If I can't get slightly excited by the thought of his face between my legs then I know I can never sleep with him.
I think people like me is why alcohol became illegal at one point
We're having soft pretzels and cheese dip for dinner tonight. Like fucking adults.
I'm going to get old and fat one day... probably pretty soon and I'm not going to have any pictures to show to my cats of what I once looked like.
I have an interview tomorrow and listed you as a reference. If they call you, please don't tell them about the time I smuggled a Chalupa out of Taco Bell in my underwear.
I don't care what the Chinese zodiac calendar says . . . 2015 is the year of the cock!
Idk woke up on the suite in someone else's clothing and actually broke my ankle
Why the fuck am I at this dorm meeting? I don't pay $50,000 a year to stay sober.
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