he spent the whole night trying to convince me into a2m. i won't even use the pb til i clean the jelly knife. i love him but it's not going to happen.
she went to pee and i could hear her singing "Drip Drip Drop LIttle April Showers" from Bambi through the door.
may or may not have recieved head in the car before we came in.
First straight guy ever blown in a Prius. Congrats.
i didnt mean to paint the dog... it just kinda happened
He just kept muttering to himself "stabby stabby stabby stabby" while we were boning. I will never be boning him again.
remind me again why lemons and alcohol in the crock pot is a bad idea?
Do you know how disconcerting it is to hear the sound a dog makes while it drinks water and find out that it's someone eating you out?
My cab driver has a hooker in the front seat. Really, this is serious. And weird.
It feels like a bunch of leprechauns are using my brain as a soccer ball
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
Last thing I remember is whiskey shots. My roommate tells me we were there 15min before I decided to run home naked. And we live across from a police station.
What if he stabs me in the back, mid-orgasm, as I sit on his face? It'd be a miraculous way to go but that's not the point
Wow! It's so great to hear from you! We all thought you perished in Winepocalypse 2012, man.
It does not feel like it was just this morning that I had a penis in multiple cavities of my body
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