Boobs. All I remember is boobs.
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
I kept telling myself all night that it was completely okay for me to lose all sense of my morals because it was my birthday.
facebook friend requested him the morning after while he was still asleep in my bed, a whole new level of creeper even for me
He walked into my room in the middle of the night, whispered something about the patriot act, and took my tv.
I spiked my fruit smoothie. Taking bikini season diet to a whole new level
Oh my fucking god I saw the pictures. What the mother fucking fuck. Destroy the pictures. Destroy the fucking pictures.
Please confirm the destruction of the pictures. NOW.
Dad had me doing shots of chocolate mint Everclear last night. I've never felt closer to him.
just found out I was hugging strangers at the bar last night. there's photographic evidence. I know none of them
Are you proud of yourself?
ask me again when I'm drunk. Then fuck off.
All I want to do is shower, but there is a keg in there.
After this week, alcohol is mandatory.
I just fell out of my doorway to go to class so if that doesn't describe how my night went idk what will
She took her panties off, then farted in my general direction. I guess we're at that stage in our relationship.
Dude I left his house at 5:30 a.m. after you peed on his front door and then tried to fight me for my blanket. Don't even do that at my house or I will end you.
hahahahaha. Worst. Text. Ever.
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