I dint menn to makr ut w brtendr
Wat???
U lft me at bar, no cassh for cab, may have slept with bartender
Bring booze and chicks. Separate, or one already in the other. Your call.
dude, seriously he just sucked the milk out of the dogs breast and swallowed it... for $20, wtf....?
The freshman next to me just said "I was rocking out on my way here to Dave Matthews..." I wish I would have passed this class the first time.
No one wears that much makeup to work unless they are trying to fuck their boss, NO ONE
He's eating a cream cheese sandwich. He's obviously distressed.
Hung over does not do it justice. I am hung like a horse over. I am hungover and over and over. I am hung, drawn and quartered fucking over. They just told me I can't keep my sunglasses on in the office. Fuck drinking with you people.
Pretty sure they aren't letting me back to karaoke night after I screamed "fuck every one of you tasteless hillbillies!!" because I felt they didn't clap loud enough for Jen.
He's basically wearing those Nike boner sweatpants. It's hard not to jump him. How has your day been?
You know it's been a rough year when your therapist mouth is just wide open. And I didn't even get to the real issue!
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
do you ever just look around and think about how great it is to have depth perception? Like it's really, really cool when u think about it
It's very rude to dive mouth-first into someone's crotch without knowing if their wife is cool with it.
Access to a Target is paramount to my general happiness and self-worth.
Just make sure you put pants on
....then im not going
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