Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
if i wake u up at 5am tmrw by coming into ur room wearing nothing but my indiana jones hat and purple socks while singing 'courtesy of the red white + blue' will u be pleased or annoyed
keep in mind this isn't open to negotiation, i'm just trying to gauge ur reaction
At least you didnt end up topless in a Tina Turner wig singing cabaret tunes
Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
At some point last night was I riding a garbage can.. Things are starting to come back to me
Get in the lobby, you have to sign my boxers
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
I will give you 100$, a blow job a day for a month and I will shave my legs according to societal standards until next November if you come recuse me from my night class right NOW.
I got back at him the only way I knew how, by hooking up with the guy he hates from their rival fraternity.
This family outing has commenced with me throwing up in an apple orchard
I am the fucking FIFTH wheel. How do you think it's going?
Doing a walk of shame at Wal-Mart at 3:30am because when I left at 11pm I was getting milk
You're moving up the public shitting ladder
My mom just used the chap stick I used right after giving him a blow job. I am a horrible daughter :(
Yoooooo, the fat magician married the chick I dumped a beer on after I got pissed he was flirting with her in front of me
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