i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed
Did you go home with that guy without me?
Sorry boo - it's pouring and I found a boy with a car
Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
drunk freshman in the bathroom puking keeps saying "i'm a peasant" over and over
So to recap Superbowl Sunday - I won $100, bumped into the anti-christ and his cult, met a guy in a kilt and a wican, then got invited to a gayguy afterhours party.
Gonna be tough to beat that next year!
Please don't place wagers on my sex life unless you are giving me a cut. With my current sluttiness I feel like I deserve 40% for how much money you'll make
THE MAINTENANCE MEN WERE DOWN STAIRS AND I THOUGHT THEY WERE MY MOM. I'VE BEEN YELLING 'GRILL ME A CHEESE' AT THEM FOR HALF AN HOUR
yeah well, its not like my astrogynecology class is teaching me what i need to know
im almost 90% sure there is no such thing as astrogynecology.
We were ushered out of Medieval Times by a squire for making out in the torture chamber. Children were present.
Nothing warms my heart more than the sight of a naked hockey player in my bed.
Oh the best part of having sex with him was that he made me a smoothie after
you know you need to get laid when: getting wrestled to the ground in a self-defense class turns you on....p.s. this is a booty call
Just to let you know we went to the circus yesterday...in case you didn't remember
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