scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
Thanks for stopping me from doing a one man keg stand by myself clad in only a towel. that probably wouldve ended badly.
its impossible for me to find something that fits my tits my muffin top and my ass all at the same time
I am trapped in a bar with french tattooed drug dealers who also blow glass art. Just in case this is bad, know what happened.
I want to be done crawling through windows but the sex is too good to stop...but I'm running out of excuses for where the bruises on my legs are coming from.
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
BTW send me your address and size of condoms you wish your lover was-- "if you build it, they will come"
I am too drunk to be out in this weather around all these animals.
Just let me take your liver out and beat it with a meat tenderizer for you..
I'm so excited for post-beer fest chipotle. It will be better than scared shitless pre-go karting chipotle.
I had sex on a sidewalk in downtown Chicago... I don't think I have anymore morals to lose.
So we stayed at his mom's and all got drunk and he and I hooked up in his old bedroom. Then his drunk mom came in and tackled us when we were still naked. Why does this keep happening to me?
He slapped my ass... He best ask me out. Or figure out how to unslap my ass.
i like beer, sex, and cooking. what more can he want?
You left your pants here again. 4th time in a row. How can you walk home without pants?
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