I showed him my bush... on skype.
I dinstinctly remember making out to "I believe I can fly" and waving my arms like a bird to the beat.
My vagina has officially become a vortex for sexually confused frat guys.
Talk me down man. Writing a paper drunk and about to buy Celine Dion's greatest hits.
They kept trying to slap each other but they were poring beer onto their hands first referring to it as their baby powder
Im rolling a blunt of encouragement for you to return to
When I said 'i love my boyfriend' I didn't mean 'send me a picture of your penis'.
Oh damn. God have mercy on everything w a dick in a ten mile radius.
Trying to coordinate a drug deal while taking a psych test is not easy.
I just watched Matt try to put on a pillowcase thinking it was a t-shirt.
he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
Best day ever, my junk is bigger than Kate Uptons boyfriends. Yay for Fappening day!
I told her I had a small penis. Then replied if Peter Pan won with a dagger then so can I
It's one of the few times I hit fuck it levels of not caring
Yeah, oh and the story gets better. His friend was dressed as a christmas tree wrapped in twinkle lights and had to plug himself in the wall all night.
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