Just FYI I rubbed poison oak on all your sheets and blankets so we all will know who you hooked up with (in about a day)
I think i peed on brittanys purse
What if we had a smart house and we could just say "baked" and it would rain donuts?
the girl in my class has a rolling backpack and just told it to stay. im too hungover for this.
i'm way too high for it to be safe that i just discovered i have a fire extinguisher
Wackin it to the USA womens soccer team. My own personal way of saying job well done.
dude you said you were going to be a human flag and climbed the telephone pole and fell in front of a car
oh wow I have been there. Hell one time Matt and I woke up naked with pizza rolls in the bed.
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
I went on a psycho cleaning spree so I feel I've earned the right to spend the day in bed watching porn and eating sausage biscuits. If you bring alcohol you can join me.
All other girlfriends are inferior. You are the chosen one.
Just hooked up my fuck buddy with a job working for my dad...this can only end bad.
I feel as if some line has been crossed, but only in this vague, WTF sort of way.
Vodka for breakfast. With a side of Frankenberries. Don't judge me.
Bacon and your penis are involved. Of course I'm going over.
Who in their right mind would frost a cake with their butt?
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