do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
Teenaged girls are God's best work and the Devil's best tool. Remember that my friend.
My foreign exchange student got here today. I turned on man vs. food and told her that "this is all you need to know about America."
His birthday is on fathers day. I know its a cruel coincedence but this is too funny to pass up.
Did you ask last night's taxi driver about his penis hygiene?
On the brightside though, I found the motivation to clean my shower, it was right underneath my need to masturbate in said shower.
i think the beer goggles wore off after hearing the story of her 2nd abortion
Stop whining I left you with whiskey
YOU LEFT ME WITH WHISKEY ALONE IN A CABIN IN THE MIDDLE OF NOWHERE I AM GOING TO DIE.
Well, for starters, she called the condom a "dick mask."
She only fucks to metal. I don't know whether to marry her or run for the hills.
You sent me a naked picture of you as a child? How is that normal
I'm just going to take the mature adult root and ignore him for a bit, and then pretend like I didn't see him jerking off.
So, I've discovered that I'm approximately 70% nicer to my mother when I've had an orgasm in the last 48 hours. It's science.
He woke up from being passed out on the couch mumbled something that sounded like "Taco" then proceeded to the bathroom only to pass out again, I think we need to learn how to party like him!
It was some weird herd predator-evasion instinct. All 15 of us took off running in different directions, and the two cops just stood there, perplexed. They had no idea who to chase.
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