I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I think I just got seasick
you're not on a boat
he has a waterbed.
Best text conversation ever. Other than the one we had about using blood for lube.
I think she's a little more wasted than usual. She just crawled on the floor to tell mom it was time to take a shot.
Guess who just hooked up with the cop that fingerprinted her?
If you ever bitch out on 72oz margarita night again, this friendship is over
This girl came outta nowhere yelling HOLD MY DICKKKKKK!
She showed up ready for sex all night.. with waters and a meat and cheese tray
STAY IN YOUR APARTMENT. DONT GO TO SAFEWAY TO BUY CONDOMS. DONT GO TO THE VAN.
His 89 y/o father walked in on us. Judging by the gasp/moan, I don't think the 1920s prepared him to see another dude inside his son.
Mom saw my dick pic over my gf's shoulder. She told her she really should've had me circumcised.
Yeah. I fucked her boyfriend, she knows, and she still wants to keep dating him. That's love.
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
the guy had "bad bitches only" tattooed above his penis...
last night i was way too drunk and i was forcing people to let me tell them about mammals
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