so i slept on a park bench last night...no hobo
As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
you opened the fridge, pissed on the food, fell over, then threw up on yourself. thats whats all over the kitchen.
no i do not regret standing at the wendys drive thu handing the employees mardi gra beads to get free chicken nuggets
He'll choke me during sex but he won't eat a strip of bacon. Vegetarians are weird.
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
When did I go from having sugar daddies to being one? And does it count as a tax write off?
What if we made a bunch of weed butter and then poured the butter into tiny rectangular molds and then chilled it so it was solid again and then wrapped it with the tin foil wrapping from restaurant butter and then left them at restaurants and wreaked utter havoc.
There is a glee sing along. It's on random and they know them all. Like, the specific glee timings and pauses. I need to leave. I need to escape
And that kids is the last time I ever try to outdrink Germans
My one regret (beside the inevitable shit storm that followed) is that now I can't fuck his cute friend.
and then I partied with my new dealers deaf pit bull. All around a good night I'd say...
how don't worse things happen to you?
Today's hangover is probably top 3 of all time. Just threw up in an envelope. I'm on the ferry and didn't want to get out to puke over the side because I thought I might fall in the river.
I should get an "I gave blood today" type of sticker, but instead it would say "I went balls deep today"
Based on the conversation I'm going to assume you didn't close the deal.
It started going awry when I fell through a roof.
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