Soo....this goes on the list of odd coincidences. My gyno calls me while I'm going at it, leaves me a message. I check it later... thank God I tested negative.
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
dude, I'm listening to "I believe I can fly", i'm high, and driving. this is so amazing.
Swallowing. Like you said. Lions. Always.
Woke up in a wet suit with my junk cut out. In a strange apartment. Just found thing biggest bong u have ever seen. WHERE ARE YOU?!?!?!
A sandwich with pizza as the bread. I love you.
YES WITH THE SQUARE KIND OF SLICES
well I already know I'm going to hell, at this point it's really go big or go home
I'm convinced my penis is the only thing holding this relationship together.
I don't know where he learned to eat pussy but I thought I was going blind
Two big black bouncers picked you up and escorted you to the elevator.
I didn't even do anything wrong. For all they knew I could have been on the US Olympic Gymnastic team. Would they kick Gabby Douglas out of a bar? I don't think so.
OKAY THAT'S CREEPY AND I'D PROBABLY ACCIDENTLY ORGASM
my morning attempts to try to have sex with him was interrupted by the passion of the christ parade going on outside my house
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
I have hit the ultimate fuck buddy status. We pulled over in a construction zone to have a quickie.
We turned his nipples into a drinking game.
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