is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
my roomate judo was messing around with a girl who recently had a kid, when he was sucking her tits milk came out lmao
good news. it is gonna rain tomorrow so now I don't have to pay to clean the puke off the side of your car.
Lets start the night off early. Those Coronas arent going to throw themselves up.
he climbed up to our party on the 2nd floor balcony and then pulled a glass mug and a beer from his knapsack. these freshmen are intense
Woke up under the lifeguard stand sleeping next to mitch our homeless friend. I bartered a summer wardrobe for his last 5 dollar to buy a bfast sandwich. Bring clothes
For the record, saying you're friends with the owner doesn't work when the owner is the one throwing you out.
Make puking fun. Chug half a monster right before you blow. Throw up foam. Most unique experience ever.
the party has pretty much ended, it's just 20ish of us jumping and grinding to music from some guy's phone in the corner.
COME GET ME FR THE HOSPIGAL'!!!!!
She literally got down on all fours and I swear did a 360 degrees head rotation exorcist barf...and then moaned IT WAS THE TACO BEEEELLLLLL
so no, not her best night
I think he's hit rock bottom. You know it's a low point in life when you cry because you weren't invited to sit in a box car and watch porn with two other straight dudes.
Aside from having sex with a rando in a toga on george's couch i think taking plan b in the library is the most hashtag college thing i've ever done
Only thing I have going for me is jacking off, weed, and saturdays
Call me Sherlock Holmes, bitch.
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