yea and when she crawled to her room she yelled at a bookbag to "get the fuck out my way"
Can someone please explain to me how I got rugburn on my tits?
we were holding hands throwing up into the same garbage can; if thats not true love i dont know what is .
spending the week with her family was quite possibly the longest ive ever gone without having a boner
Just saw a porn entitled "Nad Biter". Redheads are now forever out of the picture.
he busted in while i was showering looked at me and said "youve lost weight bro, no homo" and started puking into the sink
So... on the count of three, we are going to forget last night ever happened... 1...2...3
my goal is to not remember how i make a living by 9pm saturday night
Don't let me forget to bring the toilet inside tonight.
Maybe it was silver. I don't know. I was drunk sifting through my dogs vomit.
Is it bad that i wanna bang this girl ONLY because she looks like my cousin?
I didn't know where we were going to start fucking, so I just strategically hid condoms all over the house before he came over.
If a baby can come out of it, so can four raquetballs.
I have 3 bottles of vodka in my room telling me not to go to work tomorrow.
Dude chill patience is a virtue.
WHY DOES PATIENCE HAVE TO BE A VIRTUE, WHY CAN'T HURRY THE FUCK UP BE A VIRTUE?
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