I'm gonna have a badass scar
just found deep spiritual meaning in spongebob.... that high.
just found his boxers balled up inside my tights, hidden in my freezer. damn i love college.
I drank 13 shots. Which is unlucky. Which is why i threw up.
you threw up because you drank 13 SHOTS
I can't wait to see her breast feed this thing
He'd bedazzaled his ass. Im not even that gay...
It was weird. Like "Mom, Dad, here's a guy who knows my orgasm face".
we found you in the kitchen at five am trying to make a vodka omelette. you said you didn't want to live in a world where your two favourite things couldn't be together.
Don't forget: you only show your tits for the good beads. Be judicious.
I just want a sensitive guy who will get drunk with me then take me out to steal things. Is that too much to ask?
He's German, so by default he gets to fuck me.
He wants to take me instead of his girlfriend to the happiest place on earth... By that He meant Vegas. My morals are just loose enough to think this is a good idea
UPDATE: THERE IS ASS EATING. I REPEAT: THERE IS ASS EATING.
I am a bad person
You slept with him. Was it good?
I wasnt going to but I was too lazy to blow up the air mattress
I know we agreed to cock block each other from now on buttt I WANT this one. I have felt his penis, it is godly, and I am going to have it inside of me, so shut the fuck up and leave.
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