wrigley field is MILF paradise
My mom gets in bar fights. She doesn't go to bed early.
Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
Do you think the party boat will still go out if there is a hurricane?
Her gay brother kept hitting on me and cockblocking me. Don't even begin to tell me how bad your night was.
It was like god placed me in his bed and said," here's your shot girl. Don't mess this up." And I looked at god and laughed in his face.
On a toatally unrelated note, I see music in my hair
We should hook up after this. Laugh or look horrified to say yes.
Go for gold. Two birds with one vag.
Last night I dressed up as a cowgirl and walked into McDonald's. I bought 20 mcribs. There's pictures
Is her birthday actually on cinco de mayo? That makes so much sense
If he would've shaved his beard when we first broke up, getting over him would've been so much simpler. That asshole.
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
Was picked up in the middle of a bar full of people...apparently I'm not tall enough to reach for drunken makeouts. I'm proud of myself.
Its like a glacier coming out of my asshole.
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