That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
there's a guy here who looks like a hipster got a hold of obama and gave him a makeover.
can u get pink eye on your cock?
what do 4 police cars, 1 ambulence, and 2 fire truycks have in common?.... My driveway
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
Robbie told me you spent 10 mins discussing the curl in his hair and that you said "with that curl in your hair, you'll go far"
I just used FaceTime as a look out while I got a blowjob in the library
Yeah but then I feel like it's worth it like bro you just stabbed me the least you can do is get me a fuckin otter pop.
why do all the dudes in this porno look like billy ray cyrus
Love these next 4 months. Wake up from a college football hangover and get to put your hand down your pants and watch NFL football all day.
YOUUUU FUCKING FURRYYYY
I DIDN'T COME HERE TO BE SLANDERED LIKE THIS
You kept licking my face. You said you were making sure I was real.
I wear drunk well.
Juice tastes so weird without alcohol
my personal favorite... An "I'm sorry you broke your finger and cant play sports for awhile" blowjob!
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