I thought she had blonde hair
No, Gonorrhea actually
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
taking a shot every time they compare curling to a real sport
he peed on his own floor last night after we left the bar. pretty much sums up how i feel about the evening
Is it too early to start a donation jar for my 4th of july hospital bills?
A lot of things don't look good... It doesn't look good for a lifeguard to be smoking a cig and drinking from a conspicuous cup... But hey I'm doin it
You took my underwater blowjob virginity.
My life has become one weird ass game. No one wins. No one loses. We all just kind of hang in limbo and hope we don't die. Eskimo sisters for life. Please have sex with one of them.
I was so stoned last night I got into an argument with your voicemail message.
Now that it's over, I can finally say it and not feel bad,dude. Her mustache is better than yours.
Happy birthday and sorry I punched your friend in the face
That's it. I'm moving to LA & sitting on his face.
I just wiped cum off my face with baby wipes... #momlife
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
They are like the regular squirrels and we are flying squirrels
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