Tickle wars 95% of the time end in sex.
I don't care if you go out, because at the end of the night I know i'll be the one fucking you.
that was completely unnecessary, true, but unnecessary
I love waking up with his head head between my legs, it makes me feel special
Our drug dealer just got busted, wear black tmrw
The nursing school interview showed me a picture of my passed out during your party. They asked if this was a frquent thing. I told them you drugged me.
Of course... Double fistin nati light cuz the powers out and it cuts down the times i gotta open the fridge... Genius
Returning my drunken purchases from last night. Not a single thing I bought was on sale.
I went from naked with lasts nights hookup to Ihop in 6 minutes flat
I think that's a new house record
i'll llet you know if at any point this night starts to make any sense
I feel like someone poured gasoline and bleach in my nose and lit it on fire.
Why! I don't feel that at all!!!! I feel jipped
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
And the next morning he asked me why I had clothes on so I said so that he could take them off again.
I just sustained a forearm injury dancing to salt n peppa in my kitchen. Fack. I pushed it real good.
I lost my favorite bra in his hotel room. Is it bad that that's the only reason I hope he texts me tomorrow?
this is the last time i am going to a 7am booty call
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