She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
where are you?
sonic
Good. I hungoveredly cleaned your room. This is what being married is going to be like. I pick the condoms up off the floor and you bring home the hot dogs.
I had a party to get rid of booze. Woke up with even more. Will do this till I can open a liquor store
So, Southern Comfort will donate 25 cents for every bottle sold towards Gulf Coast Relief... Can we save the wetlands through my alcoholism?
I hope his life after cheating on me is as good as Tiger's golf game is these days.
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
Our new goal for this summer is to fuck so hard we lose his security deposit.
Just saw a cougar do the walk of shame. She asked housekeeping where the fastest elevator was.
We pretended the crowd cheering the Thunder's win was cheering for us while we had sex on the couch.
Looking back on this weekend, I'm most grateful I never brought up with word "toe-fucking" at the bachelorette party.
lesbians are really intense tho, she made me take her eye makeup off and told me she was going to eat me for breakfast
I'm slacking. We've been hooking up for months and I have yet to bang him while he's wearing the clown mask.
Then, even the devil himself would be scared of us. And we'd be bestfriends with Jesus. He would love us.
Sitting naked, eating lucky charms with rain boots on
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