I am not having having sex with guys at the moment.
I can pretend to be a girl if you want. I have a tongue.
Im wearin a dollar bill hat and tgkin a big girl home. Lifi is gmwnd
the next time i see a chick with leggings under her jean skirt...i'm gona beat her ass with a fashion magazine...
Blew in her face. She is Pissed. Yahtzee. As she brushes her teeth.
Hey was my sperm eye the same day I crapped myself?
She has a concussion we think. Dancing to barbie girl.
Dude, she literally just asked me if her mac'n'cheese makes me horny. I think I found the one.
she stopped mid-blowjob to explain how to acheive the haircut shown in the movie
Penises. Penises everywhereeeeeeeee. Penis ratio is sooo disproportionate. I can't NOT get laid tonight.
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
Also, if you don't fuck me soon, I will die. I don't want to die like that.
Had a vaginal orgasm. I feel like I made sex my bitch.
He brought me another shot of rum, ice and my underwear when I woke up.
What a gentleman.
I KNOW, right?!
If you wear a peguin suit you MUST send me a picture!!!
I resent the implication of a jizz addiction
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