I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
Maybe if i eat something filling like whole wheat pasta it will make me less hungry for things like dick
She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
you know the rule: 3 consecutive asian hookups makes you an asian fetish guy, no exceptions
If I have to take him to the hospital, I'm drawing dicks on his face
Part of my whole not being a slut anymore involves not giving other peoples boyfriends blowjobs
Saturday dinner is funfetti cake and merlot. Singlehood has come to this.
answered a 6 am booty call this morning...you were still in the er so I thought what the hell
You bought champagne and told everyone it was because I'd just found out I was pregnant. How exactly is that being a good wingman?
Chuck job is nothing more than to be my dick stand when I'm too drunk to hold it while pissing
I've slept in a different bed every day this week. Operation Ho Ho Ho is a success!
OF COURSE I FUCKED HIM! Did you not read the part about him having red and green Christmas condoms?
You threw a beachball full of vodka at me and yelled I CHOOSE YOU then ran
Just found a handle of Tito's in my TV stand
Can't recall when I put that there, but let's goooo
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