its good she wears the same dress to all the weddings so we can track how fat she's really gotten
so glad i banged her when she was skinny
She's helping me study for the final by writing the vocab words all over her body.
Showering in the handicapped shower. Im THAT hungover.
I knew I was high when I wanted to write a poem about how great it felt to wash my face
I hope my shame shaped pee stain outside your door goes away soon.
Its like "fucckkkkk yooouuuuuu" is echoing up my esophagus
tequila?
yep
Sorry for screaming that you were an apple in spanish at the bar last night, that was the wine talking
There is a pile of hair outside the apartment next door. At least now I know what all that shouting was about last night.
Time is so short and I miss you. (I just watched that commercial where the people all laugh and get older and die.)
He was saying things like "cum for me like a good girl" and "put my entire python I like to call a dick in your mouth" .. Okay I might have changed that one a bit
I just stood still on a stair at the train station expecting it to go down automatically like an escalator... Today's going to be a good day
Despite popular belief cocaine is not a good pre-workout
There's a quesaritto in the oven. Neither of us have been to Taco Bell in 3 weeks.
Pussy, Peanut Butter Cookies,and Bubble Wrap
Hey, thanks for helping me this morning
Always a pleasure to feed you bread as your body lay crumpled on the floor.
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