Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
Fuck. These are the symptoms I had when I was pregnant. This could be bad.
You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
I dont even remember coming home... All my stuff is strewn randomly around my apartment... And I woke up at 5 sitting propped up in my bed with just my arm in a shirt
My boss just high fived me after finding out i made it through lunch rush rolling on molly. To think this guy used to terify me.
I'm going to take a nap so I don't feel like a stripper sneezed in my mouth tomorrow morning at work.
This was like angel cum on the bread of life filled with the nectar of the gods
Dude, I have everything I need for meth here.
YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO MAKE METH IN OUR APARTMENT.
I found an industrial strength sharpie in the drawer so I started writing BONER JAM 2014 on everyone's foreheads so they kicked me out
I guess the lesson here is that I shouldn't send nudes to elected officials.
Fell off the toilet trying to reach to put my tampon in the garbage. Pride hurts real bad.
i think im in europe. pls send help
It's official: I now only own one pair of jeans that I haven't blown the crotch out of. It might be time to put a stop to red wine Wednesdays.
You mean, in addition to red wine every-fucking-days?
He also needs to focus on not being such a little bitch, but that's none of my business.
you woke up this morning in a laundry basket, only wearing rainboots.
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