i should write a book entitled 'the joys of being sexually objectified'
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
Thats my favorite, when ex girlfriends become XL ex girlfriends
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
For once I want to have sex without having to google the after effects of it.
If I have to masturbate more than twice a week you fail as a fuck buddy. Just so you know...................you failed
How was that my fault?! I made you breakfast and gave you cake, as you asked. Then, you initiated sexual activity.
Spent fifteen minutes in the car thinking i was psychic before i realized the cd was not on shuffle
I mean, I introduced myself as "the after party". I think he knew early in the night he was in for a bangathon.
The real estate's complaint had the words "loud squealing at 2am" in it. Then I remembered that was me spoon feeding you guys old potato salad while you screeched like baby birds. Great night.
I'm batshit crazy. I don't know how you guys keep forgetting that
for not the first time in my life, my clothes are covered in piss and i'm standing in line waiting to buy pedialyte at a convenience store
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
so we just got back from swapping peoples patio furniture around to different patios. some people might like unexpected change. others might regret living on the ground floor.
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