it was the least impressive dick i've ever seen... and i've changed babies' diapers.
You gave him your vagina and this is what I get in return? This is bullshit!
I have now ridden the bus with a ninja, a samurai and Jesus. Who says the bus is for losers.
He just made his dick say "woof" and howl at me. can you pick me up?
Just downloaded the entire Justin Bieber album sober.. I think you know how I'm doing.
I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
No need to call an exterminator, the ants overdosed on the leftover lines on the counter.
I don't know if it was his cologne or his Jesus hair, but he was much more fuckable than last time I saw him.
Now that I think about it, it may have been the 6 pitchers of beer.
He's drinking 50/50 vodka/water out of a camelback. Disaster would be a compliment at this point.
I just got woken up by some Christians who wanted to talk about the bible. ways to make a hangover even worse for a thousand trebek
I need a burrito and a hug.
Maybe whip a sausage around while you do it and pour some beer on you. Like a German white snake video
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
I know how to kill a man with nutmeg and a sword. You in?
Or nah
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