Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
I hate bills.
Like ones you have to pay or people named William?
He just screamed at her, "if you pass out i am still having sex with you!!!" In front of the entire party.
there are certain things about getting into a cab to go home at 630 am that make me feel like a prostitute.
And why did 3 people fail to stop me from literally getting a piggy back ride from the bar to his apartment?!
he fell asleep like an hour after we got to the beach, he deserved that penis shaped sunburn.
Ughhh I can't remember the last time "time fell back or springed forward" and I wasn't at the bar to argue about it :(
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
Children cease to be precious when they crap their shorts in the pool I exercise at.
Well to me, someone is not really my friend until we go to a mcdonalds drunk at 4am. It's like a right of passage
all a girl really needs is a few good pair of leggings and a drug dealer that delivers.
.... I'm on a random couch somewhere in Newark wrapped in a Lightning McQueen blanket
If people had ratings on Tinder I'd give you 5 out of 5 stars.
If wanting to text you my feelings after three mojitos is wrong I don't wanna be right.
WE ARE DOING DRUGS AND GOING TO THE STRIP CLUB SATURDAY LADIES
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