If I remember correctly, I may have been smoking a cigarette on the dance floor. This is the true sign of a douchebag in his native habitat...fmylife
She made fun of how I walked so I announced to her boyfriend that I have cum on her face before.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
First order of business is dropping my 9 am gym class. I'm sweating pure vodka.
Nothing says I've got my life together like buying a jumbo bottle of 7$ wine in sweat pants on a monday night
like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
hot buttered vodka was not a success. on any level.
Im playing the how drunk can i get before my card declines game. being single sucks. But getting drunk after work alone in fridays on a wenesday night sucks way more.
She's drunk as hell locked up I. The bathroom with my shoes where do I go from here
He always tells me he misses my clit. I feel like I should make a drinking game out of it
I mean metaphorically speaking, maybe we've all fucked on top of a frat house at some point in our lives
Is it rude to send him a, "happy birthday, I hope you finally get an STD" text?
Hi I am on my way. I stopped and got the cheeseburger you asked for. Are you gonna pay me back?
Who is this?
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
i just used your hair clip to unclog my bong. i miss you so much!
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