love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
I printed and framed a picture of a seagull shitting, and hung it in my house. I'm waiting to see how long it takes everyone to notice.
all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
just convinced brandon semen are bugs that crawl in your pants and make gooey juice. now hes convinced he has them lmao
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
I feel like when purchasing hard liquor on a Monday I also need to buy a happy 21st bday card to not seem so pathetic
There is not greater feeling than lying to your boss and leaving work to shit in the comfort of your own home
Just had a threesome with a hot Turkish guy and an even hotter French lawyer. This what happens when I travel alone. You have only yourself to blame for this.
So I got lost trying to find you guys and ended up proposing to a bride in a bachelorette party with a condom.
At the bar, some guy bumped into you and you screamed "hey, don't touch what you can't afford sunshine!"
He had to put his grandma's photo away before I tied him to the bed. She doesn't need to see any of that.
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
Intoxication Level: I'm as graceful and flawless as a fucking dinosaur.
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
just threw up in a gas staton parking lot in front of a father and son. stared them in the eyes and finished like a boss
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