I'm holding in my pee so that I can hear "Cowboy" in its entirety on the radio
dude i dnt kno how, but i think theres a tampon in my butt
You don't have to be emotionally available for a blow job.
I'm officially my mother.. Smoking in the garage pretending to take the dog out in a big ugly jacket
she said she likes her vagina punished
being with you and your tiny dick is punishment enough
RJ thinks I should put one of the muffins in my vagina. Good idea or bad idea?
remember to ask your mom about the name of her pet duck so we can name the bowl
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
I just had to take my laptop away from him because he was on Amazon and had 20 Seahawks garden gnomes in his cart.
I'm considering having a threesome with my friend just so I can sleep with his boyfriend and not feel guilty about it.
Next time a random bus filled with santas pulls up to the bar, I'm not getting on it.
I wish to strangle
whoa there darth vader
There's a stripper getting there at 10 though so hopefully I'm out before the stripper gets there. I don't have time to deal with a stripper.
hotelroom bed is big enough to masturbate in, but small enough to not want to sleep in it after you've masturbated in it
But what is a man profited, if he should gain Joe Biden and lose Alex Trebek?
Randomize