Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
I'm worried someone is gonna take a black light to my work computer. But the connection is faster here.
I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
how the hell did u puke all over the magazines... do u still want me to keep them
Just saw your girl from last night... Be embarrassed
On my way to the DMV to get arrested
He told his ice cream cone it 'looked cute' and then started to cry. The Dairy Queen people were not pleased.
Also when i was high i would close my eyes and see a puppy on a grill having pancake batter poured on it.... And for whatever reason it was fucking hilarious.
Dude I'm riding a fucking tortoise this is awesome you should come with me more often
I'm on the bus, watching a girl shush her balloons.
Sorry about the picture of wills balls via snapchat last night btw
Also...I'm semi-dating the drug dealer that took me to bible study
Would you accept a fantastic blowjob as payment?
8 minutes into the New Year and and I've already sent a nude...new year, new me?
I hate csi yet I find myself watching a full marathon. I am also eating hotdog buns stuffed with barbecue chips and they are quite tasty
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