I only have two rules. But i've fotgotten those rules and replaced them w 2 other rules
I wish they made helmets for livers.
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
stuck in a tree...bring a ladder. also my arm might be broken. no questions are allowed.
Please tell me you've ingested more than weed and Oreos today
I'm assuming the reason my elbow is so sore has something to do with all the broken shot glasses eh?
Yep
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
Jesus Christ. How the fuck do you not tell someone that your wife can see on the phone bill who you text and how many times ?
logically I know i should probably study somewhere outside my dorm room, but if I do that then I cant drink and smoke half as much while i study
so in addition to the two guys I slept with last night, and the third that I turned down this morning, a fourth has appeared. best Valentine's Day ever.
I know what I want to do this Friday. However, it might end in me getting kicked out of an arcade and a mini golf course.
Well supposedly when the cops came, they say I tried to get them in a conga line like Jim Carrey in The Mask. So....yea
Alright I'd bang a 4 sober, It's been like 3-4 weeks or how ever long 4th of July was ago. I wanna fuck something.
4th of July was 12 days ago. The date is literally in the text you just sent.
I don't care about the dates I just wanna bone something.
not sure what the chiropractor did but my junk deserves a cape now.
You don't understand. This boy has the Mona Lisa of cocks.
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