Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
Can you bring me a pair of sunglasses to the bathroom please... Don't judge me.
Like many of my risky ideas this has "burned genitals" written all over it
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
At a St Pats house party. Just raised $110 for two short chicks to crawl into a dog cage together. Video forthcoming. Respect.
i would have thought, that you two being my best friends, one of you would have atleast tried to catch me before i hit the ground after blacking out.
stef broke her leg trying to vault over the coffee table. these olympics drinking games are going to fucking kill us
Remember when puke and rally meant a good time? Fuck pregnancy
Besides the kids on acid... I was the highest kid there
I feel like I would find myself in so much trouble if I hadn't married my DD.
So apparently having sex with your co-worker in the bathroom at the staff party can get you fired.
I don't want his dick, I want his flame thrower!!
I swear it’s like he’s filling my soul via my vagina
She has a girlfriend too.. we decided that two cheats equal eachother out to zero. with our flawed grasp on algebra and the bottle of jack we were passing back and forth the logic seemed airtight.
Randomize
