Yeah, i think she was German or something.
No dude, she's just got a speech impediment.
Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
Do you think unemployment will give me a christmas bonus?
she played "i just wanna get married" by jagged edge while we were having sex. why cant i avoid stage 5 clingers
I have no valid justification for peeing in your kitchen, but I don't think it's worth breaking up over.
Next year we will be 30 and no more shots during the week.
After he called me a "spirited little girl" I realized that I need to stop sleeping with guys more than ten years older than me.
He compliments me like a gay guy and fucks me like a starved nympho. I'm in love.
there's chocolate cake in my bathtub.. I don't even want to know how the hell chocolate cake wound up in my tub..
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
Take a good hard look at your life. And the number of 18-20 year olds that you have made out with in the last 6 months... and then keep doing whatever the fuck you want.
Last night I dressed up as a cowgirl and walked into McDonald's. I bought 20 mcribs. There's pictures
why isn't there a kind of gay where i let guys give me head but they don't expect me to give it back? i could be that kind of gay
He was that good?
I give all credit to my lucky thong, there's never a time I haven't gotten laid while wearing it
I thought you were dead but then you asked me if your tits looked good. They did.
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