Weddings at vineyards should never be allowed to happen. I'm pretty sure I drank every bottle they produced in 2008.
I can practically hear my vag and my conscience fighting.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
sold 4 oz of weed today pantsless. man i love college.
It isn't possible and the very mindfuck of that concept gives me a lady boner.
i refuse to hook up with a girl that looks like drew carey.
Between my sister puke and rallying at the bar and my brother sending a drunk passed out naked pic in which his dick was exposed, I don't know which sibling to be more proud of this weekend.
Watching him is like watching a star slowly implode
New one-upper goal: I have to shit off the side of a moving train then jump off
Here you are just trying to masturbate and I'm talking to you like your an initiate for some secret society.
I woke up and they were watching power rangers in japanese so I just found my bra and left
You don't even know. The entire marching band thinks I'm an alcoholic.
Painting strippers breast and vaginas to look like easter eggs. What r u doing tonight.
MDMA IS GREAT AND YOU WERE THE WORST GIRLFRIEND EVER.
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