so when we were booking the hotel and plane tickets for vegas we reserved a chapel for someone, it's inevitable.
He is offering to pay me back by sending me a dick pic.
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My thoughts exactly.
New handbag passed the ultimate test. The walk of shame. I had a bra, tights, skirt, shirt & sweater in it and you couldn't tell. yessss.
He held me the entire night. Not endearing kind of way. Like kidnapping or held hostage kind of way.
I hijacked a bellboy cart and rolled into the party dancing on it
Ugh. my cast still smells like fermenting hot tub water and bad decisions.
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
dude when im high using logic is an accomplishment that should be rewarded. make sure u get cinnamon twists
Is it bad that i wanna bang this girl ONLY because she looks like my cousin?
It'd be easier to list the surfaces my ass hasn't been on.
Fuck you asshole. You cost me cheerleader pussy.
I just used a thesaurus to write a sext...
I better make out with at least 3 princesses and 4 animals this weekend.
We drunkenly built a couch fort and fucked in it. I've known her since preschool. This was every childhood fantasy mixed with adult dreams come true.
I'm sorry I keep having sex wth your friends. I'm done, for real. Unless cole is interested. Other than that, I'm done.
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