That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
I skipped work to stalk him.
Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
You know you're a nerd when you lose track of how many times you've gotten turned on watching Glee.
85% positive I just found a hair of a certain variety wayyy in the back of my mouth between two teeth while flossing.
They asked if I wanted to shotgun a beer and before i could ask who had a knife they all had bit holes into the cans. Im never leaving Germany!
Apparently last night drunk me put my phone in a cup of beer to make it "fun scented".
There is no way I'm taking advice from somone who's idea of a balanced diet consists of vodka and lemon detox juice
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
That's the last time I do shots near a campfire.
One of my students in my 8am class brought me a Tim Hortons cup with a bloody Mary in it. Clearly, I didn't manage to look not drunk when I ran into him at Denny's at 4am. Who decided to let me teach?
My new roommate just announced that she got her period, popped a percoset, smoked a bowl, and started playing a video game. She says she's not moving till it's over. New hero?
Drove by a guy getting road head, midday on O Street. That could be us, but you won't let me in your pants when you drive.
Part of my tooth flew in my eye when the dentist was drilling my cavity then I was sent to the ER. Fucking never going back
Can't really tell your Mom you are moody due to dick deprivation.
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