so how much must it suck for him to know that the penis of his best man has been in his wife's mouth before?
the blizzard started in kansas. im debating driving to a bar now so i can get snowed in there for the game
it was like he was trying to blow his nose in my vagina
Nope. Can't afford girlfriends. Still looking for the 25 year old bisexual tripled who owns a brewery or a casino.. the search continues....
ive got a scarf tied around my face holding bags of hashbrowns to it, im too boss to care
I'm functioning at the level of a challenged walrus.
You should never talk to him again. Unless its you knocking on the door and punching his dick.
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
we told the drug dealer that our car was dead and we needed a jump so he would bring the drugs to us...
I tried to take a cute nude but sneezed halfway through. I sent it anyway
It's okay. I think we're back on. I just went on a dog walk with him n blew him on a sidewalk
I also farted in bed this morning and said, "I don't even care. My body deserves that."
Who the fuck watches Jessica jones and thinks I need to call a past fling?
This is why we can never be just regular friends. The shit we do is not regular
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