ignore voicemail. the cock hath been unblocked.
Well for starters i'm drinking vodka out of a bell pepper.
Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
needless to say, I hope she has to get an abortion again
so when i dont talk to her she talks to herself...idk whats worse
when you get a chance can you look up 'free abortion clinic' for me? cuz i dont think i'll be lucky enough for a second miscarriage.
It was cool in an 'oh shit I'm gonna get arrested' way.
He taught me where the gears in a five speed are with his penis.
My cab driver has a hooker in the front seat. Really, this is serious. And weird.
We didn't want to make a pit stop so I just helped my husband pee in a bottle. No one told me this was part of love.
My gynecologist got a full view of the obviously bite marked shaped bruises on my thighs. I just kept talking about work and hoped she wouldn't judge me.
Just sent a nude with the caption "seasons greetings from our family to yours"
I just got fed by 3 guys. I love my job.
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