so he just left - touched my cheek like he was gona kiss me and then gave me a fist bump?
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
I don't know how I'm gonna do that tomorrow. I feel like I was hit by the motorhome. LOL I WAS.
bad news.. campus security walked me home last night and when i tried to tell them where i lived they assured me they knew where our house was.
He said I was cute and he handed me a stuffed bear from his car. I don't care that he was 80, I named it Hector.
You are like the only girl I know who tells their booty call to go find another girl just cause you want more sleep.
you told the police officer you wanted to be just like her one day but not a lesbian
Will you bring a case of beer down to the hot tub? Me and Phil don't want to feel feelings anymore
I saved him in my phone as "Well-Hung Burrito Savior." I love Taco Tuesday.
Adulthood is weird i just cleared a check larger than my gross income from 2011 but i also just did coke during my lunch break
So, I never imagined myself puking on the side of the road at 10:30 this morning to Lynyrd Skynyrd but here I am.
I just had sex on my divorce papers. I've never felt so poetic.
I woke up with clothes on this morning and I'm pretty sure you had something to do with that. Thank you.
i think she learned that just cuz half shots were easier, doesnt mean she can have triple as many.
Why would you ask him if you could lick his chest?
He has a very lickable chest
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