he's the Salvador Dali of pubic shaving
on the bus. saw a kid get off at a red light, puke on the sidewalk, and get back on.
Just took my pill on time for two days in a row. I deserve a prize.
Not having phil's child is good enough.
You bring the bicep workout. I'll bring the unscented gentle products. We'll both bring our penises.
He puked at the bar then immediately procceded to slip in it, they loaded him up into a wheelchair, then the staff and myself walked him outside, all the while never having to pay for our tab. SO using this strategy again
Thanks for having 911 ready when I jumped off the balcony
Seriously though a big penis is like a puppy dog, or a sunny day or some other glorious thing
You are such a penis elitist
All hell broke loose. When the police showed up, this kid somehow haggled with a cop to let him pee in public. I'm convinced he could talk the panties off of a nun
i wear a size 32DD bra. its basically impossible for me to get a speeding ticket
Hahahaha don't tempt me. Remember we're trying to avoid airport jail if possible
Whether ya want it or not, it's gonna happen. Assimilate to the gay
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
Fucked him in his sketchy van in the Applebee's parking lot. In other news, my dry spell is over.
for not the first time in my life, my clothes are covered in piss and i'm standing in line waiting to buy pedialyte at a convenience store
Your boobs are like a folk legend.
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