Just turned elections for the sorority into a drinking game. Right on.
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
You rolled out of the car, got on all fours and puked then just nonchalantly stood up and waved goodbye and thanks for the ride.
If i pass out for a while at graduation, please atleast TRY to wake me?
Oh, and that ugly chick transformed into a veritable goddess when she came back at 3AM with a handle of vodka and 100 chicken wings
I'd just like to inform all involved that walking into a liquor store holding a milk crate at the beginning of a night as stock ends badly
Sean getting laid is an anomaly, Sean banging the hottest single girl at the wedding is a fucking unicorn being ridden by a leprechaun walking through mordor.
She lost her glasses and we found them on the roof. Don't ask questions. Kings cup was intense last night.
The bachelorette started when I opened the door and they threw a few dozen dildos at me.
I'm drunk, we're losing, and I'm in the visitors stands. This is about to get ugly.
Fuck edible panties there is a dress made out of bacon
Dude it's sisterhood of the traveling wine glasses here
Hun, it's always cinco de Drinko in our family. It's like Groundhog Day. Only with more booze.
She has this wild look other eyes like she wouldn't be afraid to commit a felony.
Never in my life did I think i would give a blow job in the bathroom of my old elementary school. Twice.
You were dancing to the Bee Gees, at 3am, with a piece of ham on your head. Moral of the story, You can't drink.
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