Locked eyes w/ her at mainstreet, and said 'yeah yeah get it!' From there we started violently making out on the dancefloor (I had a FULL boner, ps) and then I got her number
Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
Going to Kmart high is like jumping in a time machine back to the 80s
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
my professor just said "the power of the situation"
drink
I guess I should mention that I have already fucked the Fed Ex guy.
That changes everything.
On the bright side I got 500 American Express points paying for the abortion
WHERE ARE MY FUCKING EYEBROWS?!
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
we were sitting on his couch watching tv and laughing at how funny the voices on the commercial were, then we realized the volume wasn't on.
As usual, I had to fight him for his car keys. Though this time he made it to the valet garage. All the Hispanic attendants gathered around and watched. Felt like I was in a cock fight.
No, man, we stole the housekeeper's key and we're just going room to room raiding mini fridges. Hurry
Logan has the vodka and snickers. We're making a run for it. Room 302
Maybe because you rubbed my clit while we were making churros
She's better-looking with the mask on.
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