Puking blue powerade in mcdonalds parking lot to the applause of the guy taking out the trash with man in the mirror blasting in the background. Good morning stl
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
this boner is exhausting
soo I had sex last night and he wore a condom, pulled out sans condom. we looked everywhere and couldnt find it, even in my vag. so Im in the library at school and I googled it and it gave me "gentle digging" techniques, and sure enough, found it. ew. I'll be purchasing Plan B after class.
is it bad i banged a 25yr kindergarten teacher last night?
No thats like a top 10
I puked in the revolving door and had to sit down on the escalator. That hungover. It's safe to say people are judging me.
When are you not under some influence?
Since last Tuesday...yesterday.
thanks for the 52 voicemails of you and crystal reciting the pleg of allegance
We had to go to his parents last night for dinner & ended up having a quickie in the bathroom while everyone else was outside smoking.. This is why we have a successful marriage.
I thought my ass was sore from the gym then I realized it was from being spanked. Confusing time in my life.
When that bartender tried to tell us he sang like Sade, I knew it was time to go
third nipple confirmed
I hate that I will forever be known as the girl who puked on the front lawn. That only happened once.
So I slept with some guy last night and when I woke up in the am couldnt remember his name. I text him n asked "How do you spell your name?" to try n find out and all he replied was "With an A." WTF!?
when I found u, u were using a t-shirt for pants
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