he invited me to an all week drinking party at his house. apparently he knows the key to my heart is booze shaped.
a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
Please come fuck me. I had the worst sex of my life the other night and I need to be reminded that sex is actually enjoyable
I made out with all three roommates...I didnt realize that was actually an awkward situation.
He probably has his cowboy hat on, that's his house hat.
Top hats and gin. This is why I love day drinking.
It was awful. Their identical twins so it was like having sex with Jeff wearing a wig and shaved legs.
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
He's thawing a cheesecake on his stomach. We're that high.
First poop in my apartment for the summer, officially settled in. :)
OK, but next time I'd like to be present for our make-up sex.
My Sexting was not on an AP level
My sex toys have been held in customs for almost a month now. They're British, what the hell?!?
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
Just seriously saw this chick say, watch this motherfuckers then did a 42 sec keg stand.
You at least asked for her number right?
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