I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
I found his backpack for the weekend. All it had was ping pong balls, mardi gras beads, and Tums.
I have a cut on my head from a tambourine.
Just saw the german running around on campus. Thought of his small penis.
As you should.
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
She found my old SD card with stuff I "didn't keep" or "didn't record us doing".... She's pissed but really horny. Did I just win at sex?
I'm sorry but the visual image of you suffocating on vagina is basically hysterical
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
Maybe why that's why I'm perpetually single... I can't find a guy with bigger balls than mine.
Ugh, I should just give up, and fuck him in a parking lot, and shave my head and walk naked through the streets of King's Landing.
I see myself subsisting on tequila for the next several days.
he's been dating her for 18 months and cheating on her with me for 16. if that's not commitment, i don't know what is.
Either my apartment is haunted or I'm far more drunk than I thought
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