i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
I guess calling a coworker a lesbian sea cow is some kind of violation.
omg a stripper jus od'd on stage.
Part of my whole not being a slut anymore involves not giving other peoples boyfriends blowjobs
She's grinding on a deaf black man and I'm the interpreter.
and then you looked me right in the eyes and said "i just really wanna pet some horses right now"
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
Sweet and genuine is kinda lame. I'm more of a bust all over your face and hair kinda guy.
Uhm the hair is off limits bro, conditioner can only go so far.
Bro? You just made it a target.
I have fruit by the foot roll-ups. I wonder if a man could tie them together and make an editable bra....
Just called my dad drunk from bed to ask for bacon.. my niece texted me when it was ready.. i'm never moving out
Nothing says "First Single Holidays" quite like getting baked with the guy that took your virginity four years ago.
I fit in backpacks. BOOM HERE I AM! Like a stripper from a cake.
Good, I don't think Coke dipped ring pops hold up in the mail anyway.
Dude, I danced with Abe Lincoln! How could last night have been any better???
It was very surreal. They were listening to a religious podcast on morality while they both went down on me.
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