69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
In retrospect, it was a terrible idea, going down on her with these ulcers in my mouth.
I looked at my arm when I woke up..I guess after 8 tally marks I said fuck it and wrote "too much"
some drunk guy just paid $3 for each cig that i picked up off the ground. the cigs that he threw on the ground. I might just follow him the rest of the night
I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
So like 5 seconds in I realize I knew him in 3rd grade and I went limp in his mouth. It felt like I just murdered the last unicorn ever. Going straight never felt like an option till now.
Come make me food. I feel like if I go in the kitchen I will just get Gin.. and pass out in there.
I don't think I've ever met a guy with a bush bad enough that I would choose a cactus over it.
How the fuck did we end up at a strip club last night.. We started the night playing bingo at a church
No way in hell. Unless I was drunk Tindering again....my swiping finger gets drunk too I guess
I literally just ordered a gold medal online that is engraved with his name, "01.01.16", and "BEST SEX EVER"
YOU CAN'T GET A TATTOO BECAUSE OF KPOP FANFICTION. THAT'S NOT HOW LIFE WORKS
Why am I sleeping on top of the fridge?
You were playing hide and seek with the dog. she couldn't find you and you passed out.
i woke up this morning with a fake eyeball in my pocket
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