1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
2 showers later and I'm still finding cum on random body parts of mine
I have not carelessly put myself in herpes way since I got a clean bill of health tyvm.
All I need is the Internet and a place to drink.
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
Boys should be on-demand - like, once you select one, he's yours for the next 24-hours
I'm not going to say what I did. You're smart enough to figure it out. But I did it. And you owe me 20$
It was all fun and games until he noticed the hickey that he hadn't given me...
Do you remember telling our cab driver you were going to fuck a penguin?
My glasses were in the garbage this morning
There's no triumph quite like finally banging your high school boyfriend 6 years later
I'm trying to imagine how upset he was when he realized that he had been cockblocked by a picture of a sloth and I am drawing indescribable pleasure from it.
She looks like a character that batman would try to kill, or something.
someone is getting fuckign RAWDOGGED on this campus as we speak and it makes me FURIOUS
I’ve looked at so many mouse vaginas in the past week
Randomize
