Only at my house do scrabble games turn into fist fights. I won though... the fight not the board game.
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
it's all fun and games until somebody pulls the tampon string..
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
I tipped the hot bartender my entire wallet. Again.
I deem it safe for us to drink together again.
They dropped the charges?
Yeppers. Come drink beers.
it's a drink the shower water kind of morning ...
I've drank literally 19 beers and am still good. Utah is worthless
So you're on like a list there now..."Do not under any circumstances give this person a knife. Serve them in plastic cups ONLY"
Lets get drunk and then you just wraps me into a present because that sounds like fun after the past 3 glasses of wine I drank
He found his first fuckbuddy I'm so proud I feel like making him a card or something
His chest is so hairy i want to pet it with my nipples.
If she gets mad at me, that only means more free time for me. I like to put myself I win win situations. Despite being in a relationship, I still find ways to accomplish my goals.
You tried to chase every shot with a blueberry.
I just don't understand what you plan on accomplishing there except for losing all vestiges of post-freshman year dignity
Randomize
