walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
are you going to last longer than 15 seconds
nope
I hope you realize, I'm counting on you as my wingman next semester. It's your turn to advertise another man's penis. I did my tour all freshman year.
It's all sex hats and vagina bandages with you isn't it?
Dude your not gonna get by security covered in blood wearing only a robe
Don't worry I'm drunk they won't say anything
Why do I love Florida? Because I just quit my job because it's too pretty a day to go to work and I'm going to the beach to eat seafood and drink beer.
I'm home alone drinking wine, so high, scrubbing my house down... This is what my thirsty thursday has become
Saw a dude last night at a strip club's bar eating canned pineapple and giving tootsie pops to the girls...
he apologises profusely for spelling mistakes in his texts but doesn't care about cheating on me. priorities
ever had the feeling "I've been drunk in this bathroom before?" Like De ja drunk?
Xanax and full house Tuesday is now Percocet Sunday
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
Just finished 151. Eating nutella off a spoon. Bring condoms.
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