do you think they make "congratulations unfit mother" greeting cards?
or abortion recommendation cards.
i just found out that washing ur bong in the dishwasher works. its been a productive day
she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
I just gave my patient permission to swallow while pregnant. She was so embarrassed to ask...but her bf was really happy with the answer.
he was so nervous about his first time.. it was like michael j. fox trying to put on a condom...
vagina is talking i cant
I just remember standing in the shower with you eating chips.
Cause your way of greeting people at the club was grabbing a tit and jiggling it while yelling a name, which usually wasn't theirs, and guys weren't safe either.
I love that your nipples always taste like clean laundry.
I CAME HOME WITH MY NIPPLES PEIRCED! WE WERE CAMPING. IN THE MOUNTIANS. I DONT EVEN REMEMBER IT AT ALL.
The usual, im laying out. Ipod on shuffle, Large spray bottle to cool myself of and a smaller one filled with chilled vodka. I can spray the vodka right in my mouth without even opening my eyes. THIS IS LIVING....
Smoked before work and just remembered i left pringles in my desk last time i was high. SCORE
i was so high when i left this morning that rather than make sandwiches i threw bread and peanut butter in my backpack. a whole loaf. and a whole jar
... why is there baby oil , black socks and frozen hot dogs in the sink this morning ?
I would climb him like a jungle gym. Enthusiastically and creatively.
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